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The Haven Legacy, 3.0; My Dead Parents

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 21:03:05 GMT

The last update was rather short and uneventful, so here's a much more exciting and intriguing one! Generation three is born, and we get a look at Chandler's illegitimate lovechild.

I shall start this update with Hope trying to win over her boss, who obviously questions her approach. He's old and yucky. (Please notice Jamie in the background, I secretly think she's upset with me for not including her in enough screenshots. High maintenance.)

He also brought with him some kind of child specimen, who spent alot of time on the lawn, being neglected.

I was hoping for a promotion (no pun intended), because Hope is lazy and refuses to increase her performance-bar on her own. I love how she looks cold and all business-like, while he looks like he's smitten by my kitten.

After the 'love making', he makes sure to show his appreciation.
Dirty old Man: SCORE!

And then Hope heads for work, in her snazzy bag-man outfit.

Mortimer has spent the night - and the screencaps from asking him just magically disappeared - but here he is, in their kitchen, talking about teh arts.

Jamie decides to apply her best moves, including the talk of flowers. Yes, Jamie, we all know that you PRETEND to still be a virgin, but with three children at the age of 97 days old, who do you expect to believe ya?

Mortimer does not approve of her sexual innuendos.

But takes the opportunity to yell at her for all the dirty dishes laying around. Seriously, as previously mentioned - this family is disgusting at times.

Hope arrives from work the next night, with a brand new promotion, feeling queasy and sick. Food poisoning or plain old pregnancy?

Hope: I got promoted today! I'm now well on my way on being a low-life criminal!
Mortimer: Thumbs up for you, baybay.

Yeah, she's pregnant, yay! Generation three, coming up!

And then her belly pops. With Hope being so skinny like a twig and all, you can't really tell that she's pregnant except for that awful preggo-clothing.

Jamie demonstrates to me the neglect she's suffering, and passes out on the floor as soon as she comes home from work. She does this a lot. It's not my fault that she refuses to go to bed at a decent hour : (

Hope: Dad. Dad. DAD. DADDY. DADDY. DAD! The dishes!
Chandler: Nanana-nah-nah, I can't hear you!

Hope: You stupid bitch.
Chandler: *minusminusminusminus*
(I can't for the life of me figure out why these to aren't friends any more, I think it has something to do with her shacking up with Mortimer, but it really makes no sense unless, unless Chandler was in love with Morty first.)

Even though she's a woman now, about to have her first born, Hope still finds the time to diss and hate on the butterflies.

As do Mortimer, who's most likely father of her unborn child. Real mature.

Hope wants to announce her pregnancy to her mother, Jamie, and if you've read the other updates of this legacy, you know that everyone hates Jamie. Even her own three children.

Jamie: Oh, so you're pregnant. I thought you were just fat.
Hope is not pleased about this reaction, and frowns.

Hope: Yeah, so anyway, I hope this kids' favorite color is spice brown, because I LOVE spice brown, I love it so much that I would like to marry it sometimes, y'know?

Jamie: Only bitches like spice brown.
She then continues with giving Hope her Stink Eye, as illustrated below.

I guess Hope gets kinda emo these days, because this is the second update in which she sobs and makes sad faces.

So, she announces the pregnancy to someone who'll at least care a little, her father Chandler. Chandler is surprised and delighted, something he was not about his ex-wife being pregnant. Oh well.

Chandler: Congratulations!

Chandler: So as you know, I'm probably croakin' soon, so it would be awesome - no really awesome - if you'd name the baby after me, if it's a boy, and also if it's a girl?
Hope: Yeah, about that..

It's time to deliver her evil spawn --

-- and Mortimer prentends to be excited and disgusted, but his eyes clearly tells us that he really doesn't give a shit.

And sparkle, sparkle! It's a bouncing baby boy! His name is Angus Haven, and developed the insane and virtuoso traits.

The day after Angus's arrival, I zoom in the senior bedroom, and what do I see? Evil Hope, conspiring against her newborn.

(Yeah, I know, it looks like she's about to smack the baby...)

But she's "just" stealing candy from the baby. :(

And feels guilty about it afterwards --

-- so guilty that she cries in the nursery. Bad mother, very bad mother!

Later that night, Jamie decides to bite the dust. As previously stated, she lived a full life of 98 days and three children who all hate her.

Chandler is deeply disturbed by the fact that she decides to die on him.

And so Death comes along. Good bye Jamie, you were an unusually emotional and needy sim.

Chandler:OH GOOOD, MY EX WIFE IS DEAD, OH GOOOOOOOD
I'd like to see him care that much about her when she was alive.

I later find Hope fishing in a pond that looks very familiar..

Because it's in the yard of the famous Leoparde family. Hello, estranged daughter of Chandler Haven!

Her name is Melisa Leoparde, shes clumsy, a genius, hates the outdoors and a couch potato.

But it seems like her father can change her mind about hating the outdoors.

He starts walking home, when Lilyana Leoparde, mother of Melisa comes running down the street like the mad woman she is.

What she wanted, we'll never know, as Chandler died in the hallway, 99 days old.

(His death actually made me gloomy, and I've never felt sad about a sim dying.)

Along comes Death again, and leaves us with three residents in the legacy mansion; Angus, Mortimer and Hope.

Lilyana: Oh my God, my lover just died.

Lilyana: OH MY GOOOOD OH MY GOOD I'M A SINGLE MOTHER FOR REAL NOW

Lilyana: What ever will I do without my Chan-Chan?

Hope asks the same question, as she so gracefully passes out in the living room from witnessing her father's death.

Close those legs, lady!

It's important to teach your children proper manners. One of the many things Hope taught her son Angus, was to hate butterflies as much and intensely as herself and Mortimer does.

Angus celebrated his birthday right after Chandler died, and I was too distracted to take a picture of it. Oh well, anyway; here Angus is, sporting that not at all feminine polka-dotted t-shirt with matching booties.

And another one of Angus, because he's just so darn cute.

Mortimer reads smutty novels on the bed, while his girlfriend is asleep next to him.

I decided that it was time to learn Mortimer not to be such a wimp, and woke her up to woohoo him. Hope does not approve.

But Mortimer is a fighter, and a fighter never gives up, now does he? No, he does not, and alas, he scores with Hope.

Ahooga.

Afterwards, they take a minute to mourn the late Chandler Haven.

And so I end this update with Mortimer staring angrily at the camera. This family is like a reality-show.

WAAAH NO UPDATEZ

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 01:22:41 GMT

I was going to update the Haven legacy today, with approximately 80 pictures - to make up for the short and, dare I say it, lame previous update, but it seems that my server-people have made some changes and they forgot to tell me, and I obviously can't call them at 3:21AM to let me in on the big seekrit. And I was so looking forward to making this update. Oh well, back to bed and the numerous TV-shows.

The Haven Legacy: My boring day

Sat, 03 Oct 2009 15:45:22 GMT

First of all, I want to apologize for the delay. The LAN-party took all my energy, working 36 hour shifts induced by litres on litres of coffee equals exhaustion. omgsims came to see me, and she's here now, nagging about me updating my legacy, so here it is!

Let's start this belated update with Chandler and Hope having sum family time. It should also be mentioned that Chandler now hates Hope a little, for kanoodling with Mortimer. Why? Beats me.

Hope also enjoys meeting her twin sister, Faith. They have nothing in common. NOTHING. Not even the fascination of diamonds their brother also has in common with Hope.

She also loves to have PDA's with Mortimer, down at central park.
Hope: Let me put my hand in your pocket and feeeeel your rocket!

They're awfully cute, though, and decide to have a romantic dinner at the local restaurant.

To which Hope obviously didn't want to be late for, so she runs down the street in her fancy clothing and 5 inch heels. She seriously runs everywhere.

Her co-worker somethingsomething Alvi seems to share her Evil trait.

Mortimer and Hope stands around for hours, making out, and guess who's there. Yep. It wouldn't be a proper make-out-session without Hope's mother, Jamie.

But even the best make-out session has to end. Especially when Hope needs to conspire about money with mr. Alvi.

And, you know. Become BFF because of it. If he had been her boss, I'd totally make her do him.

The next day, I see her sister casually strolling by in her fierce tights and fancy tshirt. Girl's got class!

Hope: So, um. Sweeping.

Hope: SWEEPING!!

This is the epic tale of how Hope discovered that she shared the neat trait with her maid.

Hope: So how about you?

Maid: I came to this city to become a star.. But that dream was shortly shattered after I banged the sherrif.

Maid: I started doing movies and theatre for a living, turning tricks on the side..

Hope: Oh, you're into acting? You know a lot of stars?
Maid: That's not.. really the point of my story --

Hope: OH, so you're telling me that you make a lot of monays to buy diamonds? I, for one, loves diamonds.
Indeed she does.

But not even her love for diamonds can cure the blues.

Not even the diamonds.

So I send her to the graveyard to make some ghastly friends, secretly because I want her to have some ghost babbies. I made her explore the catacombs, hence her slightly singed look.

I realize she's barking up the wrong tree.

Meanwhile, at home, Jamie smells horrible as usual. Does this woman never shower? No, she does not.

And while Jamie stinks, Chandler sits around in his room, reading buks and looks scary.

Rly scary. I should reconsider white eyes.

So it was all fun and games --

Until Jamie decided to kick Chandler's ass in the study.

He should learn not to mess with the best. Tsk tsk.

But they still read books in the sudy together as if nothing ever happened.

I did a makeover in their kitchen. I think it looks good.

I also got them a coffee-machine.

Which Hope now frowns upon, even though she drinks coffee all day every day now.

She is also good friends with the Maid, whom I cannot remember the name of. They spend a lot of time talking about money, diamonds and their pimps.

Like I said, money.

Being neurotic and all, she always has to check the stove to see if it's left on.

She also enjoys scaring the crap out of her mother and then yell at her for no apparent reason. I don't think the relationship between Jamie and anyone will get better.

Hope: I DESPISE BOOKWORMS. DE-SPIIIIIISE.

And Jamie proceeds with giving her the famous Stink Eye she does so, so well.

But Hope makes sure that she has the last word, and almost scares her mother into premature death. (Not really premature, the woman is 96 days old.)

[insert artsy caption here.]

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:18:15 GMT

Life's good when you upload pictures in 0.14 seconds. I've finally got time to sit down and play the game, and an update is well on it's way! :D

Stress

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 14:12:00 GMT

This week I'll be hosting a LAN-party of 500 people, and I don't know how much time I'll have to sit down and play my game. So far, It's been three non stop days of running around, fixing things that needs to be in order when the people arrive.

I'm also going to install Windows 7 on my desktop/gaming computer, and will need to back up all my families and neighborhoods. I HOPE HOPE this will go smoothly, because I am most likely to fling my ass off a roof if I lose The Havens. :(

The Haven Legacy, 2.4: My toilet.

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 19:24:15 GMT

In the last update, we met Lilyana Leoparde, Chandler's new romantic interest. We witnessed the fight and breakup between Chandler and Jamie, and celebrated three birthdays.

I gave Ms. Hope a newly decorated bedroom. It used to be the study when they had four bedrooms and two baths, now they have three bedrooms, one study and three baths.

Hope makes sure that you never, ever forget that she's evil deep down inside.

But she's also a little goodie-two-shoes.

Since you guys voted Hope for heiress, I move (ahem, kick) the other kids out. See you soon, Liam and Faith!

The first thing Jamie does when I enter my game, is to pass out so delicatly on the living room floor. She's got style, can't deny that.

It's time for Chandler's birthday, and there wouldn't be a birthday without his happy b-day faces.

Even his ex-wife and nemesis comes to cheer him on. I've gotta say, she's got a big heart for being a home-wrecking adulteress.

Hope comes along too, in her underwear (as usual).
Chandler: Hmm, what do I wish for, what do I wish for.

Chandler: OH I KNOW! A PONY!

Then he gracefully transitions into an elder, with unfortunate hair. (This made me laugh so hard, pepsi came shooting out my schnoz.)

Chandler: What the deuce, I turned into a 70-year old MAN, not a WOMAN!

But CAS can luckily change that, and now he's just your regular, old fart.

I have doubts about Hope being the evil twin, she has a mighty good time catching butterflies in the back yard.

She's just started her career in the criminal buisiness, and the first thing that happens is that Hope runs like the wind. But what is she running towards?

You guessed it; she got arrested two hours into her new job, causing her work-performance bar drop so down low, I almost wanted her to quit her job out of embarrasment.

It seems that now Chandler's an elder, he suddenly sees Jamie from a new perspective.

Mortimer Goth and Chandler both work in the science-track, and so I invite mr. Goth over for some late night lovin' with Hope.

He's even single, too.
Dear diary,
JACKPOT!

Hope: Mortimer, Mortimer. Can you fulfill my dream of diamonds and other gems that both I and my brother are so, so fond of?

Mortimer: Sure thing, Chicken wing! I'm loaded! Kaching.

I guess Jamie feels a little lonely, living in a household with people who despise her. In fact, she's so lonely that she tries to give compliments to her ex husband, who she willingly declared her nemesis in the last update.

Chandler has also been excessively needy towards her in the last update, but does not take her compliment the way it was intended. Poor Jamie, with that sad look on her face.

So she againk, turns to the Guitar of Sorrow.

Chandler needs to get his ass moving and improve that gardening skill, so he plants a few more trees to play with.

[insert artistic caption here]

Hope needs to improve some skills as well, that being her athletic skill. She's looking good in her plumbob-colored pants.

I suddenly get a message that Chandler has become a father again, this time to a child, brought into this world by Lilyana Leoparde, his new girlfriend and down town tart, AND mother of his bastard offspring.

She's very happy to see him, although he's been missing from her life ever since he knocked her up and ran away. I heard baby-bells the last time they slept together, but I somehow forgot about them until now. His new daughter is named... um. We'll get back to that.

But she's adorable, to say the least. Possibly the most adorable baby I've ever seen ingame. He brings on some good genes, that old Chandler!

Ms. Leoparde is seemingly tired from having to give birth by her own, so as soon Chandler pops by to bond with his daughter, Leoparde goes to sleep.

I moved their house from the hill downtown, because Faith and Liam lives in the red-roofed house in the corner, and because I've never had anyone live in the suburbs like that.

This is the home of the kicked out Havens, Liam and Faith.

Hope wants to chat with Faith, so I send her over to become friends. They've never really interacted with each other, possibly because they're as different as night and day?

But when Hope arrives, all her sister can talk about is her toilet.
Faith: My toilet is so special, my toilet is so great, I just looooove my new toilet.
Hope: *yawn.*

Hope then goes down town to do some serious lobster shopping with the coupons she snagged online, and for some reason, wants to slap Holly Alto. I don't know what Holly ever did to her, but Hope seems realllly pissed about it.

Hope: You stupid bitch, I'm in the criminal-career!

Holly: Please, please don't beat me up in front of this bookstore. I have a reputation as the ugliest woman in town!

Hope: You look like a YETI! THEREFORE I MUST END YOU!

Hope declares Holly as her nemesis, and is about to take down that yeti-faced b*tch.

Self explanatory, much?

Hope wins, despite her thin, chicken-like arms, and schools Holly about being the baddest bitch in town. Faith comes along to watch sum of that drama. Maybe she misses it from home?

Still, no one in this family takes a shower until they're good and ripe, so here you see Chandler strutting his smelly self and being proud of it. You go, girl!

It's time for some serious relationship-making, so Hope calls over her soon to be boyfriend, Mortimer Goth.

She greets him with a smile that's so big, there can't be an evil bone in her entire body.

And a big, old kiss on the pout-mouth.

Hope suggests that they ought to be getting it on, to her mother's sweet tunes. Mortimer does not seem to think that he should be getting ANYTHING on, and declines her offer.

I guess he's just one of those old fashioned guys that saves themselves for the one, because he's more than willing to bump uglies when they're going steady. Such a cute couple.

He seems just like a tiny, scared cat when he's in the bedroom, look at his scared and staring eyes.

But Hope takes matters on her own hands and starts the WooHooing.

Cute afterpicture, yes/no?

.. and then I zoomed in and found Mortimer stroking in the air.

He then proceeded to stand around in their diningroom in his underpants, who by the way are so cute.

But Hope doesn't rest for long, as soon as Mortimer leaves the day after, she calls up an old friend, Leighton Sekemoto, who I originally intended her to mate with, but when she visited her house, he suddenly had two kids. At least, I think they were his.

Hope: Oh baby, you're a star. A star of your big flocked family, that is!
Leighton: *swoons*
They also did a lot of making out on the lawn, but I didn't capture that.

Hope stares with the most intense eyes, but what is she staring at?

Yeah. The lettuce-plant. Who knows, maybe she'll declare the lettuce as her nemesis too?

Jamie is being bluntly ignored in her own house, because her heart still belongs to Christopher Steel, or if you want; the other woman.

They seem to be in a rush, mostly because they're both exhausted. But there's always time for some ba-donk-a-donk, amirite?

And that concludes this update.
Thank you for reading!

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 14:47:52 GMT

View Poll: Heir Poll

Who do YOU want to see as heir? Hope

Faith

Liam

The Haven legacy, 2.3; Feline Feelings

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 14:21:12 GMT

In the last update, the twins became kidlets, Jamie was unfaithful to her ~~beloved~~ husband Chandler while the whole family watched, Chandler became best friends with his daughter, Hope (who would have thought?), and Jamie became an elder.

Hope has almost grown attatched to the family computer, where she spends her night chatting with her possible future husband, Leigh Sekemoto, who by the way is a fox.

Jamie just can't take a hint, playing her damn Guitar of Sorrow in Liam's bedroom every single day and night. Liam is not happy about it, and it causes rude awakenings, the poor guy.

As usual, no one in the household voluntarily takes a shower, so they all walk around stinky. Hope stinks out her homework, while strange looking ape-girl sit and stare.

It's time for the twins birthdays! Finally, the day has come. Jamie is the only one celebrating poor Faith,

But she's self sufficcient enough to celebrate herself.

This is what she looks like as a teenager. I think she's very pretty.

Everyone and their grandmother comes to celebrate Hope, but Jamie, being the birtday party-pooper she is, is not willingly celebrating Hope at all. In fact, she just leaves shortly after this picture.

Hope turns out okay, I guess, but she's got a funny face going on;

Just look at that. She slightly reminds me of a neanderthal, but we still love her.

In the middle of the night, Chandler takes a cab to this mysterious house. Who lives here? Who can it be?

Oh yes. It's the Crazy Leopard Lady, also known as Lilyana Leoparde. Chandler has a little fling going on with this tart downtown, although she's hard to please. (I've created her myself. Her traits are: Family Oriented, Kleptomaniac, Neurotic, Over Emotional and Neat.)

Chandler: How about that sexy feline lovin? I'd really love for you to kiss me. I'd realllly love it. Realllly. KISS ME NOW! *frowns* He spends quite some time with her, and who can blame him when his wife cheated on him while everyone watched. How humiliating.

The next day, Hope has some bladder-control issues. In fact, both the bathrooms were unoccupied, but she still managed to wet herself. I guess all that time in front of the computer, trolling forums and chatting with Leighton makes her bladder just burst.

Chandler frowns upon her behavior, and Hope frowns upon Chandler's bodily odor.

I expand the house with an empty study because they still are poor, and Jamie has already made it her big Guitar of Sorrow-scene.

It's the room furthest down in the hallway. It's like she's been banished to the study for being a cheating whore.

Hope freaks out about the guitar playing, and screams her head off occasionally when she hears it.

But then again, she freaks out over everything, including her self in the morning hours.

She also HATES butterflies.

HATES.

Liam just started his job at the grocery store, here seen on his way to work while frowning at a strange looking ape-girl. I take it that he's not amused by bringing home the bacon.

I changed to map view for a few seconds, and came back to this clusterfuck in their livingroom, followed by Liam's evil laugh. I have no idea what this previously was, it looks like a plant, but they can't afford plants, so IDK.

Hope has collected some coupons, including a $12 massage at the day spa. Oh, and this is where Faith has her after school job, too.

It's time for another birhday, this time it's Liams turn. He's becoming a young adult!

He's extremely buff for not exercising. Faith cannot believe his bod, neither can Chandler. This is just fuel on the whole 'Chandler ain't my dad-fire'.

But all in all, he's a hottie. He rolls the trait excitable.

He's quite a fox with his potato nose and malicious smile~

Chandler's affair with Crazy Leopard Lady is still going strong, and they're finally brave enough to bring their relationship out to the streets.

However, CLL is somewhat a prude, and is not too enthusiastic about the public display of affection,

but a massage is okay.

So is some vigorous cheek-stroking. Not too shabby for CLL.

When CLL runs home, probably to feed one of her 389302 cats, Chandler catches butterflies in the park. I swear, that man could look so innocent right now, if it weren't for those demon eyes and devil smile.

Jamie rolls a wish of breaking up with Chandler. I guess it's finally time to kill their 'relationship'. She's now enemies with everyone in the household, even though she used to be best friends with the twins. Again, I guess that's what happens when you're a cheating whore.

Jamie: I'm calling the quits! I'm sick of you. This is you! *pretends to flutter her arms like wings*
Chandler: But but :((((((

Chandler: Well, at least I'm not a baby-making ho'! I swear, just one look at you, and you're already preggo with someones kids, lord knows if they're mine!
Jamie: DAYUUUUMN, OH I KNOW YOU JUST DIDN'T!

Jamie: I'mma kill you, punk!
She lost the fight, by the way. I guess being as old and scrawny as her isn't exactly an advantage when it comes to a dining room show-down.

Jamie declears Chandler as her NEMESIS. (That's so awesome, I didn't know they could do that!)

Chandler: Anypoodles, congratulations on being a genious. That's really neat.
Jamie: Why thank you!
This family never ceases to amaze me.

They now have separate bedrooms. This was orginally intended for Jamie, but Chandler was being vindictive and all, so he stole her bed and her feminine bedroom. Way to stick it to the man, Chandler.

Jamie tries to seek compassion and acceptance from the people at the diner, so she plays her guitar well into the dark hours. The only one who had the stomach to listen, was this poor toddler who really doesn't have a choice.

But wait! There's Chandler, reading a book outside the corporate towers after attending some boring lecture or.. something.

He sees Jamie and runs over to unsult her for being a bookworm, OH the irony. Jamie: SOMEONE, PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

Chandler has had enough of her BS, so he attacks her right in front of the innocent toddler, who now will be scarred for life.

But Jamie is still a lady, and ladies think of flowers and meadows, even in the middle of a total bitch-fight.

Guess what time it is? It's birthday time!

Faith is first, and looks a little suspicious when her mother is cheering her on. Faith rolls the schmoozer trait, due to "her indifferent study habits". Also, notice her fresh looking tights.

Who knows, maybe Jamie is trying to make up for all those years of birthday-neglect?

Chandler, as usual, makes his traditional birthday-face to send the kids off to young adulthood.

Hope looks rather fine in her lacy thong and black tank. Unfortunate to celebrate birthdays in underwear, yes? She rolls the trait Neat.

Chandler returns to his lover's nest, Crazy Leopard Lady's house.

They start going steady now that Jamie divorced his ass. I'd say the divorce is a step-up for the both of them, and Chandler doesn't waste time.

CLL: OH MY GOD CHANDLER, CHANDLER. What are you doing here, oh my gooooooooood.
She invited him over, but is clearly in no condition of remembering last night.

Chandler persuades CLL to bed, after a whole deal of cheek-stroking and sexuals innuendos. She's a hard woman to tame, that Leoparde.

He also tries to spoon her, but she doesn't seem to happy about it. The end.

Who will be heir? I'll post a poll shortly after this update, so you can vote, because I honestly have no clue who to pick.. Thank you for reading!

The Haven Legacy 2.2; This is how it's done.

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 15:26:10 GMT

In the last update, the twins transitioned to toddlers, Chandler as usual, ignored his wife and Jamie tried to get her groove on by hitting on a ghost.

I gave Jamie some new clothes to attract the attention of her husband, Chandler. For those who haven't read this legacy before, Chandler never notices Jamie. At all.

I let her invite over her BIGGEST fan EVER, McButterpants, who I'm sure has a real name, but will always be McButterpants to me. Jamie strongly approves.

Ba-donk-donk, guess who's at the door!

McButterpants: So I heard you like teenage girls.

McButterpants: Which I'm totally down with, because, you know, I'm so smrt and all, I read a lot of books - like twilight and and Harry Potter!

Jamie: So I want to climb your ass like I'd climb a bookcase. Hard and hasty.

Jamie and McButterpants get along great, too bad I didn't notice she was a teen until Jamie invited her over. I guess her romance must wait.

It is time for Liam to become a teen! Jamie stands lonely in a corner while the celebration is raving. I guess she didn't want to INTRUDE on her own family..

Liam grows up, and is assigned the trait Charismatic. He's now a Charismatic, Friendly, Evil Genious. Good combinations. His jaw also locks while screaming at the top of his lungs.

He also have great mastermind plans, including his mother and probably some diamonds, as he's been obsessed with 'em since he became evil.

Liam: So how about that flower, mom. You SAY you gave it to dad, but I don't really buy that. Nope, not buying it.
Jamie: Lolwut.

Liam: See, if I could find the evidence that you were in fact not a flower-holding person when you met my dad, I would be able to prove that he's not my REAL father. Is he? IS HE?

Liam: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOMAN! Admit it! I'm not his son, am I? We're so different in the looks and all!
*cough* yes, Liam. I think you're on to something here. *cough*

Liam: And if I could prove to the world that he's not my father, it would of course - lead to diamonds, immediate richness and complete world domination.

Jamie: I don't think that's the way, son. Yawn.

Jamie: Let's make some silly faces to make fun of your dad, in stead.
Liam is down with that, and Chandler is left with a shocked and scared expression on his face. You had it coming, dude.

Chandler: *paralyzed*
Jamie feels sorry for him, I guess she really loves the bastard after all.

Or not.

Jamie has a tendency of taking care of the toddlers in her sexy underwear. I don't mind, but I don't think this is proper parenting behavior.

So it's finally the twins' birthdays. Faith is first up, my neurotic little goodie-two shoes.

She turns out all right exept from rolling the Couch Potato trait, looking slightly more like her mother than Liam did. I'm glad to see some of Jamie's genetics pass on, or else, the world would forget her the minute she's gone. :(

Hope comes shortly after, and her mother has so elegantly changed into her undies again to celebrate her birthday. Hope has the traits Evil and Neurotic. (Oh and yes, in both pictures of her holding the twins, her eyes are closed. Classy.)

Liam: AMG BIRTHDAY.

Liam AND Chandler: Amg, BIRTHDAY?

Liam and Chandler: MOAHAHA, BIRTHDAY.

BIRTHDAY!

Hope looks a lot like her father, and is sporting the popular transition-hairdo; the afro pigtails. She rolls the trait Coward.

Faith: Don't think I don't see you, Mr. TV.

Faith: OH, I see you, I can see you real good.

Indeed she does see the TV, real good. (I hate the couch potato-trait. It's so useless.)

I give the chilluns make overs, because obviously, I don't want their ugly ass hair.
Hope gets the same haircut as her mother, and looks so cute. SO cute.

Faith looks like a stoner, but also kinda cute.

Ah, the happy family photo. This is the only time I've seen them all together (except for some imgs that comes later.), they might be together, but they sure as hell ain't talking to each other.

I totally forget that Chandler wants to be a science-cross-breeder-robotics-man, therefore forgetting to tend the garden. He does look fine while doing it in his PJ's, though.

They are still dirt poor, this family is more difficult to play than any other legacy - financially wise - but they can afford more kitchen counters after saving money for like fifteen years. They could not, however, afford ceiling tiles everywhere.

Jamie: So you like bathin'? I hate bathin'. It makes me smell like soap, and I hate smelling like soap.

Jamie: Do you hear me, kid? Soap is bad for you!!!!

Faith: Actually, I prefer calligraphy.
Jamie: ARGH YOU LITTLE ¤$@£€"!"!"
The marriage problems are finally taking its toll on Jamie, making her aggressive towards the children. What a great mother. The effect seems to hit Chandler hard too, just look at this:

Hope: *rants about windows*

Chandler: What the fudge? Windows? Why would I care about your stupid windows?

Chandler: LEAVE ME ALONE, LEAVE ME ALONE!
I love this family.

I send Jamie and Hope to make some money of Jamie's mad guitar-skillz (she's a virtuoso), to make up for the new kitchen I just got them. Hope is not amused, and prefers standing behind her mother.

Stranger: OH music, I love music! *claps frantically*

Hope finds herself a new playmate, I want her to build a relationship with Mr. Leighton Sekemoto, so they can get married if Hope catches up to his age.

After some innocent canoodeling in the bushes, they are now BFF!

Then I see Christopher Steele. Have you ever heard such a manly name? Besides from his weird haircut, I find him to be a suitable playmate for Jamie. Hope can't have all the fun, amirite?

Jamie: Books.
Christopher Steele: *swoon*

Their relationships moves fast, from amazing massages --

-- to first kiss --

-- to making out in Central Park. Have some decency, kids!

Jamie decides to serenade the new love of his life, and continues with doing so in this weird, weird position. Christopher approves greatly, and they fall in love.

Meanwhile, Hope has returned home, to stalk her father by talking of windows and following him where he goes. Chandler frowns upon this ridiculous behavior, who does she think she is?

Hope: I see you father. I see every step you take.

Hope: Hello, father. Didn't expect to find me at the computer, did you? I see you. I'm inside your head.

Faith is luckily more of the simple nature, her days evolve around school, homework and watching TV. When she breaks the TV - which she does every second day - she catches up with her homework.

Hope: Omg the windows... The windows!

Chandler is completely oblivious to his family when he's gardening. I love this picture, he looks so peaceful.

Jamie will become an elder in two days or so, and I figure this is a good time to call over Christopher for some middle-aged lovin' before she turns in to an old grandmother with hard candy.

Christopher: I think we're gonna have a good time, baby girl. A good time.

This is where it all starts to go wrong. Suddenly; the whole family comes outside to witness Jamies' betrayal of her loveless marriage.

The whole family.

Chandler just comes outside and then, turns around and whines inside for a couple of minutes.

Then the most core-shaking, unbelievable thing happens.

Chandler HUGS his kids. I guess witnessing Jamies' betrayal just becomes too much for him, after all, she was HIS wife to neglect, not Christophers.

The whole family: *frown*

Chandler: MY WIFE : (((((

He decides to get back at her by gossiping about her to his children. Hope approves, and they spend quite some time on the lawn, smack talkin'.

I didn't get the money-shot, but Chandler slaps Jamie, but she's totally untouchable, because she doesn't even get upset.

She just semi-smiles, because she's about to do something she haven't done in a while;

Have sex. That's right, Jamie is doing the dirties with Christopher, in the marriage-bed!

Meanwhile, Chandler continues to creep me out by being kind to Hope, playing tag with her in the back yard. What's wrong with this picture?

The same night, it's Jamie's birthday. She decides to celebrate this in the bathroom. Chandler is the only one wanting to celebrate with her.

She transitions to an elder with an exetremely large nose, but with her fly glasses, so who cares.

Chandler finds the whole birthday extremely traumatic, and starts screaming in the bathroom.

And then he GETS INTO BED WITH HER, WTF.

AND SPOONS HER.

The morning after, I guess Chandler wanted to rekindle their marriage, so he tries to kiss the old fart.

She does not want, not at all. Poor Chandler is rejected by his own wife.

Jamie is getting quite mischievous in her old age, looking a lot like Evil Liam in her facial expressions.

And for the grand finale; Chandler being banished and has to sleep on the couch. Remember kids, that's what you get for ignoring your spouse and children!

Large, large update.

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 13:37:11 GMT

I'm currently trying to decide whether to split the next update in two, or keep all of the pictures in one. It's about 98 pictures, and I already cut out some excessive ones.
We'll see. But the good news is that there's gonna be an update today!

Paid account, beaches!

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 21:50:09 GMT

I just got myself a paid account, like in my personal journal. I find it to be very, very handy and easy, I love how the entries are viewed with the layout, and the commenting looks nicer. Woo.

The Haven Legacy 2.1; It's not fair, and I think you're really mean.

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 21:17:26 GMT

In the last update, two baby girls were born. Hope and Faith, pun intended. Liam grew into childhood
and is a spitting image of his father. Jamie met her super-fan, McButterpants, who wants to hook up.

This update is fairly short, mostly because a family of five in a small house is hectic as hell, and because
I think I play extremely slowly, compared to others.

Liam spends most of his time on the computer, making co*k goes where-faces and chatting with potential predators.

But he's also kind of handy around the house*, mopping up puddles and what not.
*With the exception of doing the god damn dishes.

He also spends a great portion of the day thinking of diamonds and other gems he will obtain when becoming the worlds most evil and genious leader. Fingers crossed, son. Fingers crossed.

Since everything, and I mean EVERYTHING breakable in the Havens house is broken (including their marriage, ololol), I called the repairman. Maybe he can undo some damages. Unfortunately, the repairman is extremely, extremely ticked off and annoyed, I think maybe the dishes has something to do with his sour mood.

But wait! He's caught something in his eyesight?

What could possibly make him grin like this?

.. Oh yeah, Liam Haven, the official paedophile-bait. I'm just waiting for some guy to pop out and say "why don't you take a seat". Maybe all the chatting online has finally paid off.

Jamie is finally dragging her behind in the shower, but the repairman is in the way. Pedo-repairman: You make me so mad, woman. First, I can't have your son, and now you're telling me I can't have you? AAAAARGHHHH. VENGEANCE!

Jesus christ, just look at those dishes. They haven't been willingly to pick up the dishes since before the last update. This family is slightly disgusting.

Jamie is sad and emo because of the lack of lovin her husband should provide. It's like she's not even there sometimes.

Jamie: Hey baby, you wanna get with thi--
Chandler: No. Can't you see I'm eating my pancakes?

Jamie: PANCAKES?

Jamie: OH MY GOD PANCAKES. : (((((

She then continues her attempt of catching his attention by wiggling her bum, while
holding his favorite book. Chandler does not care.

Jamie: I can't believe that didn't work. :(((((

Nothing works with the Chan-Chan-Man any longer, so she might as well plant her
heels in one of the thousand PLATES THAT RESIDE ON THE FLOOR.
/angry rant

Chandler is finally stepping up, and starts cleaning those god damn plates.

Would you like the world's larges stack of plates? Jamie follows him into the kitchen while pouting. Turn that frown up side down, sister.

The whole family finally understood what the noisemaker in the kitchen was made for.

Liam: So mom, can you take me to the museum after school, yeah?
Jamie: *zones out*

Jamie: What?
Liam: Take me to the MUSEUM, bitch. Can you hear me? The mu-seeea-ummm.
Jamie: idk, your father don't love me no mo'.

Liam: Oh and another thing. CD's, man. They make me so angry. You hear that? CD'S.

Liam finally stops the jabbering and lets his mother whimper in the kitchen corner.

Liam: I sure showed that bitch! I'm such a badass, hardco-- oh wait, it's bedtime.

And another day comes, another day of ignoring the babies and just standing around,
waiting for them to stop crying.

What. is. this. plate. doing. here.

Chandler finally starts being a parent, well, at least 20% of a regular parent. He cuddles his daughters when he's not standing around, whining about them. I knew there was a semi- decent man underneath all the ignorant-bastard coating.

(Here is the expansion of the house, lookin' like a fine, norwegian cottage from the outside, dudes.)

MORE PLATES \o/

Jamie gets another make over, because 'she's worth it'.

Chandler wants to explore the catacombs, but makes the mistake of bringing his infant daughter. He doesn't even put her down on the ground before entering, and is attacked by a BEAR inside. Father of the year!

Some random chick comes running, complaining about the crying baby-noise.

It was my first time having anyone explore the catacombs, and he comes out with
a lettuce seed, and his daughter, Faith, thakfully in mint condition. I guess he thought
It would be a-okay to put her on the ground.

The random babe is scared, and starts running away from the mausoleum. What a pussy. send Jamie down to explore, and luckily; she brings no infants to accompagny her.

(I was not aware that there were fog around the tombstones. Neat.)

She is also badly singed from being attacked or something of that sort, but meets a handsome ghost outside of the mausoleum. I want her to feel ~*loved*~, so I make her work her finest traits, flirty.

Jame learns that the ghost is single, and his name is Skullhunt or something. Awesome name, anyone??

They like each other very much, but Jamie is exhausted from the exploration.

Chandler: Babies. Babies make me mad.

Check out the Haven's new windows! I expanded their house, they now have a dining- area and two bathrooms.

.. This is not what I pay the maid to do.

Jamie: Halp, I'm stuck in my son's thought-bubble! Halp!

Liam: Mmm, diamonds.

It's FINALLY the twins birthdays. This is Faith, the neurotic and good one.

This is her sister, Hope, the evil and neurotic one. She already starts toddlerhood with pointing fingers at her sister.

And last, a picture of Hope. She might be Evil, but she sure is a sweetheart. The twins look a lot like their father, but it'll be interesting to see them grow up.

Thank you for reading!

The Havens and their babies, 2.0

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 18:04:02 GMT

Last update, we had a baby, a fire and an excellent fire-dance. Chandler blatantly ignores his poor wife,and Jamie takes his abuse, and they both are unattentive parents. This update is 2.0, because I'm finally done with hatching generation two. (Or, that I just forgot it the last time.)

Poor Liam, so lonely and misunderstood.

Luckily his mother makes an attempt at learning the rug rat how to speak before he
reaches childhood. She fails, by the way, Liam never learned to speak, walk or potty.

The Havens finally had enough monays for en expansion of their little shack. I forgot
to include a picture from the outside, but here you see the floor-plan.

Chandler gets meaner and meaner, barfing on his own kid. :(

They might be geniouses, but they're no maids!

The dishwasher broke and started it's irrational flooding again.

Jamie: I want someone to hold my hand :' (

.. sooo she heads downtown go get some attention.

And we find a huge protest against radioactive thingies, and being a closeted peace-loving
hippie, Jamie whips out her guitar.

She gathers quite a crowd, including her BIGGEST FAN, featured below.

I don't even know her name, but let's call her McButterpants.

Oh, I see the way you're looking at Jamie, that's more than just a friendly smile!

...

Dance, McButterpants, DANCE!

Meanwhile, Chandler is home alone with the child, and is - as always - ignoring him,
while thinking of the dish washer, which he is completely obsessed with.

And is generally just standing around in the kitchen, looking fyne.

I feel sorry for Jamie, so I let her have some interactions with McButterpants.

Jamie: I would TOTALLY let you take my flower, but as you can judge from my belly,
I gave it to my abusive husband about nine months ago.
McButterpants: Nooooooo.

McButterpants: How about you come over when you pop this puppy out? *touches tummy*

Chandler: I'm MAD. So MAD at the shower for not working. SO MAD.

Jamie looks peacefully blissed with her pregnant belly, she stands around all day, stroking it.
Who can blame her? Someone has to do it, besides McButterpants

She also turns to music when times are rough and she's being emo. (Which is
about every day.)

I could not figure out why my Liam was being miserable when I had a baby sitter over.

This explains why.

Pick up baby ---

--- put him down, rinse and repeat. I fired her, and decided to micro-manage the
neglective parents myself.

Which results in this: A stinky Liam and a stinky Jamie, and none of them does anything
but smell at each other and frown. A family of geniouses? Really?

[insert emotional ballads here]

The time finally comes for Jamie to pop that puppy. All my sims deliver babies in the
kitchen, I guess it's become some unspoken rule. Chandler is being grumpy about it,
he sure didn't sign up for this.

Chandler: But I don't want another baby! You promised it would just be the bumping
of the uglies, and no spawn! How could you do this to me, evil succubus!

But Chandler has his crazy ways, and I'm guessing he's found a solution to the problem with babies.

He's a totaly psycho these days. It scares me to have him near Liam with that weapon
in his hands. If that's not the craziest expression on his face; I don't know what is!

Chandler: Oh, I'm just jonesing for some cake.
Jamie: Halp.

After about three hours of birthing and eating cake, the babies are finally born. Yes.
There are two. Hope and Faith, because lord knows this family could need some.

Faith is Neurotic and Good, Hope is Neurotic and Evil. I wonder where she gets that?
Chandler: *acts innocent*

Chandler: Oh, I love how you're a genious. Why don't you be a genious and make me some food?
This is the only interaction they've had since I took the first screenshot.

It's Liam's Birthday!

Due to his difficult upbringing, I do not get to choose a trait for him. He now is an
Evil Genious, who's also friendly. Walking contradiction? I foresee a grim future.

Liam: *evil stare*

Once again, amazingly synchronic things happen. This time it's Liam and Chandler
eating birthday cake. This picture is kinda cute.

I end this update with a picture of the view from their lot. The end.

The Dysfunctional Havens, 1.3

Sat, 19 Sep 2009 18:23:41 GMT

So, in the previous installment, Jamie and Chandler finally got married, and in this update,
I forgot to include pictures of the Havens having a baby. His name is Liam, a friendly genious.

Jamie: "Wait, what?"

And he looks regular. Jamie however, is nothing regular when it comes to her son,
so she's stuck with this creepy look on her face when approaching Liam.

There is a problem in their marriage. Chandler only thinks of science, Jamie only
read books and ignores him.

When Chandler needs to get sum love, Jamie gets up from her chair and starts walkin' away.

Yeah, that's just real nice.

Chandler: "I sense danger."
Jamie: " I think of great things. One of these great things is to acually have an interaction with my
husband who I just could not get enough of only three days ago, where did the passion go?" /rant

Jamie: "Maybe if I'm 'friendly', he used to like that."
Chandler: "Omg Jamie."

Chandler: *flees*

He hid in the bedroom with a book for hours, and then proceeded the reading at the desk,
while Jamie is at work.

Jamie just wants her husband to notice her, but he only has eyes for the broken dishwasher,
that tends to flood weirdly. Srsly, strange puddles.

He also enjoys to gobble down treats instead of his wife. I guess belgian waffles are
just so much more delicious than Jamie.

It's Liam's birthday! Jamie is not amused by this, at all.

Soooo she starts a fire.

Chandler: "Um, I'm trapped in a corner and there's a fire blazing behind me."

AND NOW. For the amazing synchronized dance of The Fire.

Jamie, being starved from male attention and all, catches herself on fire for some bodily contact.

.. that ain't the proper way to thank the fireman, lass!

But the show must go on, and Liam still has to grow into toddlerhood. Too bad his
mother is badly singed and looks like a mad scientist. (Although, that should get a
fire started in Chandlers pants?)

Liam is a blonde afro-toddler with fangs.

I'm not sure about the fanged toddler, so I make them try for another baby, much to Chandlers dismay.

Self explanatory.

I make her watch the kiddie-channel, rumor says that twins and triplets are magically
conceived this way. Let's cross our fingers.

Jamie: "So you don't have to touch me or have an conversation with me,
but could you at least do the dishes?! Please?"
Chandler: "Shush, woman. The bunny is about to cross the finish line."

Jamie: "So how about you go feeding our son?"
Chandler: *paralyzed with fear*

I end this update with Chandler in a corner, thinking of science, in stead of touching his woman.

This family is not well.

Haven Legacy, 1.2

Sat, 19 Sep 2009 00:22:27 GMT

Recap from last time: Chandler fell in low and started going steady with this classy brod, Jamie Jolina. He proposed, but the cold hearted woman said no and left him sobbing over ice cream in the bathroom. Will she finally say yes, or do I have to find another mate for Chan-man?

Being poor and all, Chandler accepts the opportunity to fix a broken TV

And goes to this sweet house to deliver it.

Sadly, the woman of the house is... Slightly less attractive than expected

(Just a meaningless picture of the science facility.)

Miss Jolina comes over to seal the deal.

So - under the full moon - but not really, because it was really daylight --

Chandler proposes.

This time she actually says yes, which makes the both of us very happy.

They get married straight away so he can cash in some monays.

And the house is expanded to a slightly less crappy shack.

The first thing I do is to give miss Jolina a much needed makeover. (Dear God, what's up with her makeup)

And, as I suspected, she cleans up very, very well!

Beautiful shot of the shack.

We need some decoration for free, so Jamie catches some butterflies. The monarch-kind, my game informs me.

Paying the first bills!

Ah, they both are geniouses, which means a LOT of anti sociality.

.. but secretly, Jamie thinks of them beautiful flowers. After all, she's still a lady.

.. or is she.

So she transitioned into an adult, and this is what I get. Pigtails. On her back. PIGTAILS.

And a bald head. :((((

Being a wife, I figured she should learn how to cook for her man. She does not do this well.

.. More reading.

While Chandler stares blankly into the wall.

Poor Jamie, she does everything for Chandles attention. Putting on this sad and lonely guitar-skit and all.

(I just included this because she looks much like an old lady. I hate how the sunlight makes them look gray-haired)

Chandler walks around with this scared/aroused look on his face. My boy isn't well.

Gardening for the Gold MEDAL!

It's baby time. After many times of trying and failing, they finally made it.

Jamie: "O pooki pook-- wait, I'm tired."

Books.

More books. Jeez, get a room.

Chandler accepts another opportunity which I can't remember, but he has to meet this severely unattractive woman at the gym.
She instantly thinks of love, and that maybe some day, a fine man like Chandler can love her.
(He can't.)

Money's tight, so Jamie has to play the guitar, even when knocked up.

Will they continue living the rock star life with guitars, gardening and books? Keep readin'.

The Sims 3 Legacy! heart broken Chandler.

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 20:08:02 GMT

Welcome to my The Sims 3 Documentary legacy!
I've started this in Sunset Valley, and been playing The sims 3 since 22th May, 2009.

This is the standard shack. I don't want to torture my computer with the largest lot, so I familyfunded.

This is my emotional, platinablonde founder. His name is Chandler Haven (Chandler because of the sweater vest, get it?). His traits are:
Workaholic
Genious
Natural Cook
Lucky
Handy

His LTW is to become robot cross-breeder or something like that, so he has to become a scientist.

Naturally, after getting a job we cruise for ladiez. We find some at City Hall, too bad they are all severely un-attractive.

Like Blair Wainwright..

Seriously.

Word on the street is that there's a neighborhood BBQ, so Chandler RUNS to the beach. Literally, runs. But oh, there are no eligable chicks here either : (

So we go to someone rich's house.

Jamie Jolina: "Hi, my name is Jamie."
Me: *drool*

Yes, she is a fine piece of tail, if it weren't for all the makeup. But we can change that! Details..

Being a geek, he always has to talk before acting.

But he shoots, and boy, he does score! Jamie Jolina is now his girlfriend.
(I wish her name was Janice Jolina.)

We celebrate this by eating our bread and jam in the toilet. Oh, Chandler.

Jamie comes to visit because I have to close the deal and start the bebbeh-making, and Chandler is (s)excited.

.. the groping kind of excited.

I really like this Jolina, so I make him propose

but she's not down with that. :(

Chan: *stares blankly*

And then he wallows in grief and ice cream. Poor Chandler.

AW NAW

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 17:14:41 GMT

Yeah, so I pretty much fucked up my photoshop actions and will need to take new pictures to replace the batch I just lost.
;_;

Kristine climbed the social ladder and gained a good reputation - or streetcred as I'll forever refer to it as of now.

BAH I HATE LOSING PICTURES, this sucks.

Laurent Legacy, generation 2, update 2.

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 20:44:36 GMT

Long time, no see! I blame this on server downtime, lazyness and broken computer. My old PSU died so I'm now borrowing my ex boyfriends kick-ass tower.

Enjoy!

I moved the Laurent's to an apartment, I figured it would be simpler since they are dirt-poor.

The kids became OBSESSED with ballet, to the extent that it annoyed me.
(But still cute.)

Playing catch isn't always easy when you're a failure. Poor Adara. She's not very blessed when it comes to sports.

Adara: BITCH I'MMA KILL YOU!

Vann and Amelie wanted the kids in private school, so the headmaster was invited.
Headmaster: Mmmm. Oil. I'm quite fond of the oil.
It was all he would talk about.

Vann is food-obsessed and thinks very highly of his culinary skills.
The kids got into private school, ka-ching!

Amelie is secretly a demon, sleeping with her eyes open in a very, very, disturbing way.

Private school, yay! You're rocking the uniform, Minora.

The ballet-obsession has transferred over to Vann, who looks kinda disgusting in his ~*faded*~ gym clothes that actually looks rather dirty than fancy.

Amelie is promoted to Obituary Writer, FINALLY a step up. She's the slowest sim ever when it comes to work.

Amelie: Haaay, check me ouuutttt *basks in glow*
Vann: FOOD. I NEED FOODZ.

She also brings home a her friend from work and this trashy prostitute-looking gal hanging out in front of the apartment complex. Vann agrees.

Vann: So I see you ..street walkers have moved from the industrial area and to the apartments now?
Prostitute: *nods* Don't I know it!
She kept swooning over Vann the entire time.

Ava: HAY GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!
Adara: *zones out*

Vann likes the porn, especially when the laydeez make their beds in their underwear.
(This is actually my previous legacy founder, Jocelyn. In her undies.)

Ava: Dear diary. Today Adara stood in front of the TV set. *hides diary*
Ava and Adara doesn't really get along.

Minora: Open door?

Minora: I HATE OPEN DOORS, RRAAAAWR!
She's a little bitch-bundle of joy.

Score, A+. Not that anyone recognized her good grades.

Yeah Vann, that's your baby mama, stop looking so shocked and disgusted.

Mmmm, foodz.

The pizza-lady has an unorthodox way of carrying her goods.

So does Vann. Apparently, this pizza is some kind of magical.

Minora: KITTEN LAMPS!!! I HATE KITTEN LAMPS. *plus plus*

I fear for the future of my legacy so I decide to breed some more kids, just in case.

YAY, PREGNANT.

The kids may be little devils, but they're cute as a button when playing together.

Amelie is promoted, yesssss. That only took me half her lifetime.

Ava grows into a teen and rolls pleasure.

Minora rolls fortune and loves her some suits and blonde hair.

Adara rolls Romance.
Blonde guy in the back approves of her ass.

Just some close-ups of the teens, I think they turned out nice. Success Y/N?
(I need to get some new default skintones for aliens)

I finally get a genie! (I have no idea how or why.)

Amelie wishes for fortune, maybe one day I'll finally be able to build them a HOUSE.

Schwoomp!

Amelie tries to school her kids about kissing.

Adara: So I heard that speakers and politics are good in bed

Amelie: Why yes, yes they are.
(like you have a clue, prude!)

Adara: So like my alien-skills would probably charm the president

Adara: I would totally use my charms around the white house, y'all
It's good to see she's thinking about her future.

Vann is super excited about the baby, he rubs her tummy alllll the time. It's adorable.

I send the kids off to college, finally.

Amelie bitches because she didn't get to say good bye to Adara, playing favourites are we?

The other kids doesn't get a good bye from her.

Vann: OH MY GOD. MY WIFE IS NAKED IN THE TUB.
He is such an adorable, tender soul.

Yay, baby time!

It's a girl named Charlie because I secretly hoped for a boy. She has purple eyes, like her mom.

Amelie: JESUS ANOTHER GIRL?!

Vann is a good father and never leaves Charlie on the ground and such. Adoooorable.

He also gets promoted and is now Head of SCIA, his life time want.

Celebration under the covers!

Amelie gets a make over since she's getting older.

My self!sim comes to visit and Vann tries to win me over.
Apparantly I do not want.

Amelie does not appreciate, either, poor prude.

Who will be heir? Stay tuned for more and thank you for reading. :3

Fri, 12 Sep 2008 12:14:06 GMT

Vann does everything well except for visiting the John.

All he does is make the bed, scrub the counters, rinse and repeat.

And y'know, make love to his wifey.

Amelie must be very much in love, because all SHE does is stare at her hubby.

"So like, I like sex."

"I no rite, sex makes friends!"

"Maybe if everyone just had sex, there would be world peace!"

all this talk about world peace sends Vann into labour!
(ps. I am the only one who thinks Vann is a total fox?)

Amelie "Oooh, that must hurt like a bitch, I'm, glad it's not me!"
(OH JUST YOU WAIT.)

OH. MY. GOD.
TWINS?!?!1

Welcome, baby Adara

Annnnnd baby Minora!

Haha, Amelie, I TOLD YOU YOU WERE NEXT!

Welcome Baby Ava, who has her mother's eyes and her father's hair.

Vann is an excellent father to the kidlets.

But none the less, it's time to bring home the bacon, and we do so with the noodle soother.
God, I love that thing.

The nanny obviously think it's okay to shower at my house

While neglecting the children, maxis-nanny-style.
That's how they roll.

Amelie gets promoted and it's about time!!

I've never seen someone skill while holding a baby. This amused me to no end.

Vann, as always, never goes to the bathroom until it's too late.

The Noodle Soother couple! :D

It's time for the babies to enter toddlerhood, thank god.

First off is Adara.
(HOLY CHEEKS.)

Then Minora

I see the cheeks are present here too.

And finally, baby Ava.

I LOVE the toddler-table!!!

I was sure Adara was going to die by flies, but then I remembered that toddlers are immortal.
But still, ew.

Family fun.

I make the kids smartmilk because I think they skill faster then?
Anyways; GLOWING BABIES :D

Amelie: Oh Ava, I wish you didn't soil yourself, I would love you so much more!

Three toddlers are hectic, therefore they eat a lotttt of spoiled foods. :(

Ava grows up, and turns out cuuuute.

Adara is next

Also, very cute.

Poor Minora falls into aspirational failure, but at least she grows up too..

This was a very short update, three toddlers are hectic as hell.
Stay tuned!!

Exhausted

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 05:33:44 GMT

Having multiple babies/toddlers at the time is really exhausting! I ended up quitting the game after playing for å little while. These kidlets drive me crazy.

BUT. They are adorable as heck. The update willy come soon. Thanks for the overwhelming responses to the first update :D

Laurent Legacy; 1.1

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 18:03:45 GMT

So this is Amelie Laurent.
She's a capricorn and a knowledge sim.

This is Amelie's legacy house, where many kidlets will be born.

We start off by skilling her, every housewife needs to be able to cook for her children.

The welcome wagon. Here we have one teen, a red haired man in a pilot jacket andddd...

A strangely manly woman.

Laugh all you want, Amelie, you still won't be able to marry this bad boy.

His name is Reelan Clownfish and he is here to read your newspaper.
(CLOWNFISH. WHAT?)

We skip on to the General Store to pick up the men.

Blond guy is fairly cute, but he's got a kinda boring face.

"So my golden rod is about THIS big"

"My pants are locked down like Alcatraz, man!!"

*Wolf whistles*

We then meet Vann Chipmunk, another addition to the strange surnames.

He's a cute and cuddly guy, all he ever talks about is flowers and marriage.

And of course; his job as Captain Hero, which makes me want him in my legacy.

No, underaged teen. It's not ok for you to rape my fridge.

There's nothing like a good ole' ball-kicking to start off a party.

Stand on my plates, why don't you. D:

All those hours of skilling and still no visual result.

We call up Chipmunk.

Everything works out fairly well, he's flirty and charming.

Amelie reads romance novels while thinking about chocolate covered... strawberries.
major wtf.

O hello, strangely color coordinated neighbor.

The computer new FT guy drops off is sweet!

Vann comes over for some lovin'.

He does not approve.

Amelie is the first sim i've ever had that CLAPS before she's about to make out with someone.
She's awesome.

He eventually agrees to move in after several sim hours of making out.

.. I found this in his inventory.
Two pianos. REALLY?

Besides talking about flowers and marriage and babies, he also writes in his diary a lot.
You wouldn't think he was such a sissy, judging by his looks.

Amelie proposes to mr. Chipmunk, we don't want bastard children here!

They also get married the same night, because I was too lazy to throw them a huge wedding.

After fiddling with the perks, Vann can now summon aliens!

When he arrives back to earth Amelie LAUGHS at him.

I want babies. Besides it's been days and they haven't woohoo'ed. Maybe because I removed ACR

I get him a new job in the intelligence field, as it's his LTW to reach the top.
He gets promoted!

... and then is fascinated by the falling snow.

Schwooomp!

Schwoooomp! Baby times.

(Unrelated, but why is her underwear dirty in the ass?)

Amelie bitches for no apparent reason while cleaning the shower.

And while chatting.

This is so cute. Two pregnant parents.

Doing belly interactions on each other :D

"Yeah so I basically fell in love when I met you."

"That is like, so cool, because I fell in love with your money when I saw you!"

Double scwhoomp!

Peek-a-boo!!

Next time on the Laurent Legacy;
There will be babies, house upgrades and Vann's stats!
Woo!

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 11:02:34 GMT

I started a new legacy but i'm not feelin' it so I'll probably delete them. All aboard the fail train.
Other than that; my desktop computer is dead and now I'm playing on my low end laptop.

Altered legacy house for amandamanet

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 21:16:03 GMT

To:
amandamanet

So here it is!
I modified it for you, but I don't think I met all the requirements..

Entrance

Hall, living room view, notice the fountain?

Raised cooking area, normal dining area, seatings for six persons.

Nursery!

Total over view.

If there is anything you want to change, let me know.
Sorry about the lightening, I had to rebuild it on my fiancés laptop.

Oh and; There is an optional master suite with bathroom on the second floor, I cleaned it out in case you didn't want it. Either way the second floor looks good from the out side.

I hope you liked it!
Let me know if you download.

Download HERE.

Van Bleu Legacy 5:1

Mon, 07 Jan 2008 20:28:38 GMT

Last time, we saw that generation 5 arrived.
This girl's named Clarice, as in "don't stand too close to the glass, Clarice........"
and she has all her mother's coloring.

Maira needs to work hard in the Paranormal-field to earn herself that resurrecting phone.
We NEED Joshua back.

Well, I for one do. Maira doesn't really seem to care.
Homewrecker.

D:
How can she be so neglecting to her only child? She's ADORABLE TOOO!

What's a romance sim without a japanese school-boy-esque man?

Nothing.
Yes, Maira, I'm sure you will teach that naughty boy a lesson or two.
In your dead in-law's bed.
Just saying..

Not only is Clarice neglected, poor Dutchess isn't too happy about being left with Maira either..

Birfday tiems!

She grows into a cuuuute todder!

And M rolls the wants "ADOPT A PUPPY" "ADOPT A KITTEN" "ADOPT PUPPY OR KITTEN" all the time, so I decide to stop this madness.
This is Pippa.

What is that I see? Is it your random act of kindness for the day?
I figured you used those acts on the mail man..

She realizes that noone wants to nail a fat widow, having elf ears and good looks or not.

Maira: Aw hell yes, let the man hunt begin!

She kept rolling those wants, so we got another one. This is Mika.

Maira: So many pets, kids, diapers and milk bottles everywhere, how can I hide this mess from my next lover? *worry*

She actually acts motherly now and then.

Maira: Oh Gooooood so many living creatures in my kitchen, oh gooood *worry*

She wants friends.

She gets her damn friends.
Benjamin Long, Goopy and Brandi, i think.

Maira: Oh damn, Goopy, you so hotttt!
Me: *throws up in mouth a little*

*shudders*

Yeah whatever makes you happy, Maira. Just you wait!!1

Clarice's birthday!

She's cute as a button, no up close pics yet though.
She inherited the elf ears. :D

Maira made her this so Clarice would leave her alone while she held a swinger's party in the hall.

Maira: Oooh, afroman, you are so hawtt!
Maira goes for ANYTHING.

x_x

Maira: I NEED MY DAILY FIX! WISHING WELL, A NEW MAN ASAP!

And new man she get.

Maira: MOAR MEN MOOOOAAAR!

*sigh*
This is all she does. Woohoo, sleep, woohoo, sleep, woohoo, eat, roll needs for puppies and kittens, sleep, woohoo.
I stopped counting her men a lonngggg time ago.

Clarice is still neglected, as is the household's pets.

****

Will Clarice grow up to loathe her mother figure? Will Joshua EVER come back?
Will Maira stop banging the uggo's?

Stay tuned!

Van Bleu Legacy, generation 4 : 4

Mon, 07 Jan 2008 18:02:46 GMT

I made my Legacy a new neighborhood, temporarily named SimVille, because that's what the sc4.terrain is named.

Joshua came home from college, I find it such a drag to pull the kids trough that shit, so he dropped out. D:
Notice anything WRONG with this picture?!

I had to go on and push the boundaries.
That is indeed incest you see.

Ew.

"Look at these beautiful oven-mittens. They are really something!"
OH COME ON WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE DROOLING OVER YOUR SON!

To make him forget about his hawt momma, I sent him down to the pet shop to play the field.

He came along great with one of my player-made sims.
She's ravishing hot, though.

Her: "BOW CHICKA WOW WOOOOOOW, ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT!"
Him: "I find that very interesting, being a knowledge sim and all."

*flirt flirt*

Aaaaanywhooo, he bought a cat named Dutchess, but as you can see, Dutchess would rather be in white-pants-purple-belly-top's family.

"ONE more sound from you and I'll cut you!"
I love that cat already.

I wanted them to become garden club members and get the wishing well,

It didn't really work out the way I wanted.

You'll just have to settle for the match making hag, Josh.

Well, she ain't too heavy on the peepers either! Good job, MM.

Meanwhile the cat went bonkers and wrecked everything in the house.

Blonde Rolls: WOW I AM LIKE YOUR BIGGEST FAAAN! *cheers*
:(

Yes. They fornicated.
In front of poor, innocent Moonbeam. I feel your pain, kitty.

So we made family pictures,

and the lady from the gardening club stayed over for days, playing the piano for tips.
(She didn't get any tips.)
((I deleted the damn piano shortly after.))

Lol, I love how goofy Joshua looks :D

Well, yes I cheated, sue me. I downloaded the wishing well from MTS2 because I am a dirty, dirty girl.

Instant boner!

She's ok, but I'm not sure I want her bird-peck nose in my genes.
Sry ,doll.

THIS however, is welcome to my gene pool.
~~But I made her myself, so I guess she's kinda outruled.~~

Blonde hair makeover girl is welcome too.

And what a great match, they seem to fancy the same Professor.
Dear Lord, moving my legacy family to the bin was a BIG BIG mistake.

Joshua: So like, I know you're underaged and all, but how about you get on my rocket for a WILD RIDE TO SATURN?!

Jail. Bait.

THIS hottie, however...

Her name is Maira-Achmed and she is so going to marry Joshua.
We call her up and invite her over.

Yes, yes she swoons and all, but she's harder than I thought.

Joshua: So anyway. I was saying; we went to the woods, right, and then we met BigFoot!
And my parents had sex in his hammock!
(True story.)

Maira: NO SRSLY? BIGFOOT! WOW! I totally want to do him!

Things are moving so slowwwww, knowledge sims suck at romance.
We get him some potions.

And they don't work. D:

.... Or do they? ;)

We need things to be movin' fast so he pops the question.

And then get married.
She's a Romance sim, stats to come later because I forgot.

She's HOT. AND she has elf-ears.

I wanted him to get abducted so I made him a observation tower.
This is the test drive.

Looks awesome, huh?

WE LIVE AS A FAMILY, WE MAKE OUT AS A FAMILY.

Maira pops.
Thank God, this generation has taken FOREVER.

Yeah, Nathan fancies her.
Nathan: Such LOVELY chairs!

This is here because it's cute.

Maira pops again!
And this is also the chapter where I discovered that sims have visible roofs from the inside.

****

WARNING; THIS IS THE KILLFEST 2008. ALL SIMS WERE HARMED IN THIS EXPERIMENT.

What a lovely day to roast some marshmallows.

O RLY, Nathan, I beg to differ!

Lisa: OH GOOOD MY HUSBAND, ASPIRATIONAL FAILURE OH GOOOOOOD

Lisa: OH GOOOD MY SON JOSHUA, OH GOOOOOOOD
Yes. He died too, due to an accident on my part... It was REALLY not supposed to happen, but I guess it serves me right for trying to kill someone.

Lisa: OH GOOOOD MYSELF, I AM ON FIRE, OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
>:3

Maira deals with her loss by making angry, evil jack in a boxes.

And then badam, generation 5 is coming!! :DDDDDDDDDD

****

The. End.

(I killed Joshua, oh gooooooooood.)